Me: Do you know who the president of the United States is?
Tess: Ummm...I think it is President Obamonson.
Sunday, January 13, 2013
Friday, January 4, 2013
Update on George Kells...
He is still with us. Do you remember the last time you were as happy as this:
He is still about 93% vampire (as seen from his pasty white skin). Not Twilight vampires, though, since those aren't really vampires. Sparkling like diamonds. What a bunch of crap. Anyway, he just has no Samoan pigment in him at all. So much so that you just can't use the flash when taking pictures of the guy, or you get the effect from this picture. His skin is so clear, it almost has a bluish tint from the blood vessels underneath. And/or he is living with a mild case of chronic hypothermia.
Also, he is starting to get some teeth. But as long as someone is near him, he is all smiles:
And this is my favorite picture of him so far:
It was possibly taken mid-poop.
He is still about 93% vampire (as seen from his pasty white skin). Not Twilight vampires, though, since those aren't really vampires. Sparkling like diamonds. What a bunch of crap. Anyway, he just has no Samoan pigment in him at all. So much so that you just can't use the flash when taking pictures of the guy, or you get the effect from this picture. His skin is so clear, it almost has a bluish tint from the blood vessels underneath. And/or he is living with a mild case of chronic hypothermia.
Also, he is starting to get some teeth. But as long as someone is near him, he is all smiles:
And this is my favorite picture of him so far:
It was possibly taken mid-poop.
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