Inspiration at Church

As many of you may know, our plans for the future have been ever-changing. We both have a very difficult time making any sort of decision, and the plans we do make usually only last a couple of weeks before we change our minds. So during our 2 hours in the library at church today, we finally decided to set some firm goals for the near future...through the help of M.A.S.H.

I've included a picture of the actual game. Some of you in Kentucky will be thrilled by the results since we will be mooching off you like crazy. Here is how our life is laid out for at least the next year:
--We move to Franklin, Kentucky where Josh puts his Masters degree to good use working in one of the fancy factories there.
--According to MASH, we will be living in an apartment, which we have taken to mean the upstairs of my parents' house.
--We will have 4 kids. Which is gonna be hard since the first one isn't quite cooked all the way. Triplets shouldn't be a problem, though.
--Good news for Kellie! You get to watch our babies while we work!!!
--We will continue to drive our 98 Honda Accord instead of opting for a fancier new hybrid.
--Jaime won't be able to be a S.A.H.M. (stay at home mom) since she will be working in a call center. She says there aren't many call centers in Kentucky because of the country accent which would frighten away most potential buyers. But I don't think she'll have a problem finding a job in one of the few that might exist since she has a neutral accent...as long as she isn't talking to her grandma who can bring the country out of anyone.
--And it turns out we'll be making this move next week. See you then Mom and Dad!
--Finally, we also decided to let MASH choose the baby's middle name. Jaime likes Tailua, Josh likes Elena. With their powers combined, they are Tailena! MASH went with Tailua.